Some funy SMS!!!!!!!!

1 -
Savan Aate hi
Murjaye Huwe
Phool Bhi Khil JaTe Hai ,
SMS Free Kya Hue
Aap Jaise Ullu Bhi
ShaYaR Ban Jate Hai


2-
Ankhiyon Se Ankhyian
Mila Meri Rani,
Teri Bayi Ankh Kani
Meri Dayi Ankh Kani

3-
Yu Toh Hum Hai bhaRamChaRi
Jaha Dekhi Nari
Waha Ankh Mari
Pat Gayi To HumaRi
Nahi To Fir
Banke Brahmchari
Next Ki Karte Hai TaiYaRi


4-
HuM dua Karte
Hai Khuda Se
Ki Wo Aap Jaise DOst
Aur Na BaNaYe,
ek Cartoon Jaise Cheez
Hai HaMaRe Pass,
Kahin Vo bhi Common
Na Ho JaYe

5-
Kash tum Waade
Apne Nibha Jate,
Kisi Surat Dil
Mera Behla Jaate,
Agar 10 Rupees Nahi
The 5 Rupees Wala
Chhota Coke Hi Pila Jaate

6-
Mangta Hoon Toh Deti
Nahi ho:
JAWAAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti Ho Toh Khada Ho Jata Hai
ROM ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kya bolti Ho Ke Dheere Se DaLo
BALON MEIN PHOOL GULAB KA

7-
Ankhon Mein Wahi Jaam Liye
Hothon Pe Wahi MusKaan Liye
Kaha Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan
Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye!

8-
Mother - Do you Know The Meaning of Mangal Sutra
Daughter - Yes Mummy, Its a Licence to do Kama Sutra

9

Good looking kaun? charming kaun?
Dashing kaun? Famous kaun?
Woh aap to nahi.
Fir bacha kaun?

10

What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

11

Sharab Aisi Bimari Hai Jo Pure Samaj Ko Kharab Kar Deit Hai!!
To Aao Milkar Is Bimari Ko Khatam Kare
Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Kare, Aur Ek Bottle Tum!!

12

Boy to a dark girl: Kitni kali ho!
Girl: Isme tere baap ka kya jata hai!
Boy: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to itni kaali nahi hoti