Real Nice jokes

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches
the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?.
Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read
it.

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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important
things when you wakeup today?

1)Pray, so that u may live...

2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof,
loof, shoof,shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof,
hoof, woof, roof,shoof.Test results: U r a good dog.
Now stop barking.

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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4
u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away
4m me, i'll fight 4 u.

But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

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I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning,
cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u,
then I realised it was my reflection.

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To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception,
looks, IQ, knowledge, way of _____expression & many
more mental qualities.

Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

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Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I
asked for "world peace". That's impossible, he said.
Then I asked himto give u brains. He said "Let me try
world peace"

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Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love
is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the
Pakistani tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision.

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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my
death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me,
you've always been........... a headache !

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1 day you'll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU &
ME laughing, YOU & ME crying, YOU & ME dreaming, YOU &
ME holding on, YOU & ME... just YOU & ME sitting in a
MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING YOU.

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I cannot hide this from you any more. I don't want to
hurt you and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you
hear it from someone else

............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this,
I'm still cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that
i'm cute & if u erase this, you are jealous of me coz
i'm cute!

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I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in
water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got
drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water
again !!!

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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was
in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength
to make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT