Air India

Surinder's uncle was booked into an SIA flight to
Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane,
he made a few preparations that were out of place.
When the stewardess came around to take orders for the
in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have
brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me
for food and drinks!"

So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the
uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal.
The man sitting next to him was an American history
researcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuse
me, what is that drink?" he asked.

The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and
said, "Milk of India!"

The the uncle took out several pieces of chapattis and
started feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked the
curious American.

"Wheat of India!" replied the uncle proudly.

Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered
some to the American.

"What is it?" asked the American.

"Sweet of India!" replied the old man.

After the meal, everyone was settling down when there
was a loud "Pooooooooot!" from the uncle.

"What was that?" asked the American in disgust.

The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India!"