Real Nice Punjabi Jokes

1.
>        Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel
kyon
> dekhta rehta."
>     Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
>
> 2.
>      4 hightech sardar inventions:
>        ---Waterproof towel
>        ---Solar powered torch
>        ---Book on how to read
>        ---Pedal powered wheel chair.
>
> 3.     Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess
> what
>      ---To avoid side effect!!!
>
> 4.     Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the.
>       Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal.
>       Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
>       sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".
>
> 5.
>    Man:sardarji where were u born?
>    sardarji: punjab.
>    man: which part.
>    Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in
punjab".
>
>
>    6 Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
>     Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir
gita
> pe haath.
>
>     7. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
>    "akal badhi ya bhais "
>    Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
>
>     8. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an
> entrance exam.
>
>     9.
>    Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations
for
a
> swimming pool.
>    Banta: give him a glass of water.
>
>     10.
>    Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
>    Banta: really what is he studying?
>    santa: he is not studying they r studying him