Plz laugh if u like....

Ek Larki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga

Doosri Larki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga

Jab Dono Ne Joote Maarey...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

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Zamane ke dar se

teri tasweer toilet mein chupa rakhi hai!

dedar ho tera bar bar

isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

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Woh Larki Kitni Pyaari Thi,

Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi

Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi,

Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi

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1 barsat ki raat

-ek bhigi ladki,

-bhiga badan,

-bhigi zulfe,

-bhige hoth,

-Hum dono ki nazare mili,

-use dekhke aisa laga ki

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Kal use 100 % sardi hogi!

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Pyar karnevale

PARESAN ho jate he

Shadi karnevale

SHARABI ho jate he,

Divorce denevale

DEVDAS ho jate he,

Ham se Dosti karnevale

MSG SE MEHARBAN ho jate he

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Ek yug the jab log apne

ghar ke dwar par

likhte the "Atithi Devo Bhav".

Phir likhne lage "Shubh Labh"

Phir "U R WELCOME"

Aur ab likthe hain

"Kutton Se Saawdhaan"!

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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,

syahi mat samajhna.

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se

syahi mat samajhna.

Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha,

mera mat samajhna.

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D 1 who smokes,get a smoky heart.

D 1 who drinks,get an alcoholic heart.

So dear u must stop eating sweets,

as u r already a sweet heart.

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wo shayad ab bhi hame chahte hain,

tabhi to hame dekhkar yun muskurate hain.

Ye to uske bacchhe hi kameene hain,

jo hame MAMA-MAMA bulate hain!

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Shehar ki gali

mein paan ki dukaan.

Devdas ne dekhi

paro ki muskaan.

Devdas ne khilaya

Paro ko paan.

Khake paan Paro boli

"Shukriya Bhai Jaan".

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I just met some1 in Cafe Coffee Day.

Real good looking,

dead smart,So delightful.

More like a celebrity.

As I walked nearer,

DAMN SAINT GOBAIN mirror.

It was me!!

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Maine tujhe dekha,

Dekhta raha,

Dekhta Raha

Dekhta hi gaya ,

Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

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Q.Why doesnt a donkey eat grass??

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A.Anyways...its ur personal matter

& I should not interfere in it.

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Friendship is like FEVICOL - toote nahin

Love is like cold drink -Ye Dil Maange More

Girlfriend is like detergent - Pehle istemal

karo phir vishwaas karo.

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D proffessor of a business school asks,

"What is d most important source of

finance for starting business?"

A student replies,"Father-in-law"

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