Sardarji

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main   Bol Raha Hoon".  The other sardar replies "Kamaal

Hain, Ithe Vi Main   Bol Raha Hoon!"

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 A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this?  The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night,   morning becomes tight"

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 Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,     he bought the ticket and didn't travel.

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 A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha!  Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).  The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."

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 What is the height of stupidity?

 2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat  

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 Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
 Driver: Which part?
 Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

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 Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai  kya?'
 'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl! So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'  And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!'

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 Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket  counter  with two men ahead of him.  'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.  'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket.  Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'  'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the   clerk.  'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh.

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Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at  Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.   The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji how did it happen?"  Sardar: "Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee  express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi   PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi."

Aaj tak: "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode."  

Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta  tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya."