Laugh Riot

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes
but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?

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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
brain. Please tell them your age!

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Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of
success. FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He then created me.

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Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.

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Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.  Kanjoos:
10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.

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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa
de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.

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In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught
fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.

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Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this
oil? Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this.
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.

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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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Two Sardars were walking together.
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.

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PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai.
Khake dekho pata chal jayega.