lallo in heaven

LALOO DIED!
Rabri (his wife) was very worried whether Laloo would be able to
make it to heaven, so she decided to try & contact his spirit by
having a seance. (black magic used to contact the dead). Sure
enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling
to the spirits, Laloo's voice was heard answering,

"Helloooooooo Rabri, this is meeee..."

"Oh dear Lalooji," she answered. "I just need to know if you're
happy there in your after-life. What's it like there?"

"Oooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Laloo
answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures
are much more lush and green than I ever expected .... and, above
all, there are no scams! And the only thing we do, all day long,
are, eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over."

"Thank God, you reached heaven," his Rabri cried, wiping some tears.
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"Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm reborn..... "I'm a buffalo
in
Switzerland"........................